{"id":1078,"date":"2009-07-14T15:22:56","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T15:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2009\/07\/oh-boy.html"},"modified":"2009-07-14T15:22:56","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T15:22:56","slug":"oh-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/theirbadmother\/2009\/07\/oh-boy.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This? Is Jasper. Throwing a fit.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/jibby-pitches-a-fit.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"jibby-pitches-a-fit.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/112\/import\/assets_c\/2009\/07\/jibby-pitches-a-fit-thumb-436x290-6405.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px;text-align: center\" width=\"436\" height=\"290\" \/><\/a><\/span><br \/>Which probably doesn&#8217;t seem all that extraordinary, in itself. Little boys and girls throw fits and hurl their little bodies to the ground and kick and scream. But there&#8217;s the rub: little boys and girls do this. Not babies. Babies just throw their heads back and wail. Sometimes, they&#8217;ll reach out with their little arms to be comforted. But they generally don&#8217;t fling their whole physical selves into a temper tantrum. That&#8217;s the work of the toddler.<\/p>\n<p>I think that Jasper is maybe a toddler. Which is to say, not a baby. No longer a baby. <i>No longer a baby.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I think that my heart just cracked a little along the edges. Okay, maybe it just cracked a lot. Right through the middle.<\/p>\n<p>Oy.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This? Is Jasper. Throwing a fit. Which probably doesn&#8217;t seem all that extraordinary, in itself. Little boys and girls throw fits and hurl their little bodies to the ground and kick and scream. 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