{"id":1044,"date":"2009-05-13T14:06:18","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T14:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/2009\/05\/a-grubby-baby-face-is-worth-a-thousand-words.html"},"modified":"2009-05-13T14:06:18","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T14:06:18","slug":"a-grubby-baby-face-is-worth-a-thousand-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/theirbadmother\/2009\/05\/a-grubby-baby-face-is-worth-a-thousand-words.html","title":{"rendered":"A Grubby Baby Face Is Worth A Thousand Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/theirbadmother\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/more%20spring%2009%20138-4997.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/112\/import\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/more%20spring%2009%20138-thumb-350x466-4997.jpg\" alt=\"Pasketti\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px;text-align: center\" width=\"350\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><\/span> <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>He fought the spaghetti, and the spaghetti won.<\/p>\n<p><i>(This post was supposed to be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordlesswednesday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wordless Wednesday<\/a> post. 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