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\"\"<\/a>LOT\u2019S WIFE
\nThe Sunday school teacher was describing how Lot\u2019s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, \u201cMy Mummy looked back once while she was driving,\u201d he announced triumphantly, \u201cand she turned into a telephone pole!\u201d<\/p>\n

GOOD SAMARITAN<\/em>
\nA Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, \u201cIf you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?\u201d<\/em>
\nA thoughtful little girl broke the silence, \u201cI think I\u2019d throw up.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH’S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.<\/p>\n

\u00a0At our Mother\/Daughter banquet the pastor’s wife asked for of the daughters to come forward to share what their mother has taught them. She choose my 14-year-old daughter and as I sat their reviewing all the wonderful things I taught her, she said, “My mom taught me to love my body now, because I’m going to hate it when I’m 40.”\u00a0Submitted by J. Williams<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.<\/p>\n

You should never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.\"\"<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.<\/span><\/p>\n

“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me, I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7)<\/p>\n

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
\n\u2013Age 15<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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