{"id":29,"date":"2008-08-12T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/stuffchristianculturelikes\/2008\/08\/2-sending-emails-that-are-supposedly-written-by-their-baby.html"},"modified":"2008-08-12T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T21:06:00","slug":"2-sending-emails-that-are-supposedly-written-by-their-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/stuffchristianculturelikes\/2008\/08\/2-sending-emails-that-are-supposedly-written-by-their-baby.html","title":{"rendered":"#2 Sending Emails That Are Supposedly Written By Their Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"

Christian culture sends many emails and Christmas cards that are written as if they are from a baby. This is considered funny and\/or cute. Here is an example of an average message that a Christian culture baby would write:<\/p>\n

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Emma wants to tell you…that she’s going to be turning 1! She (and mommy and daddy) are praying for a healthy birthday and thanking the Lord for this brand new year in the life He created!<\/p>\n

Love,
Emma (and mommy and daddy)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now I’ll be buggered if 11-month-old Emma can<\/p>\n

1. type
2. pray
3. anticipate a birthday<\/p>\n

But Christian culture seems to find it so absurd that it is funny. This is a hallmark of membership.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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