{"id":417,"date":"2010-04-12T16:50:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T16:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/roddreher\/2010\/04\/roger-staubach-is-old-real-old.html"},"modified":"2010-04-12T16:50:15","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T16:50:15","slug":"roger-staubach-is-old-real-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/roddreher\/2010\/04\/roger-staubach-is-old-real-old.html","title":{"rendered":"Roger Staubach is old. Real old."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;memba him?<br \/>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"young staubach.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/199\/import\/young%20staubach.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"333\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"text-align: center;margin: 0 auto 20px\" \/><\/span><br \/>\nLook below the jump to see what he&#8217;s looking like today. Holy Cow(boys)! He could stand in for Uncle Jesse on Dukes of Hazzard. Then again, when I get to be his age (68), I plan to let myself go to seed in the same hirsute way. Maybe people will think I&#8217;m a <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Starets\">starets<\/a><\/i>. Like Uncle Jesse!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"staubach.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/199\/import\/staubach.jpg\" width=\"633\" height=\"416\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"text-align: center;margin: 0 auto 20px\" \/><\/span><br \/>\nThanks <a href=\"http:\/\/frontburner.dmagazine.com\/2010\/04\/12\/roger-staubach-aint-looking-so-good\/\">Tim Rogers!<\/a><br \/>\n<b>UPDATE:<\/b> I&#8217;m sorry this is not clear &#8230; this is a screw-up by the local TV station, which identified some haggard elderly man as Roger Staubach. Still, I am impressed by the haggard elderly man&#8217;s haggardness, and only hope that I will look like that one day, and will spend my free time drinking whisky and fighting Balrogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;memba him? Look below the jump to see what he&#8217;s looking like today. Holy Cow(boys)! He could stand in for Uncle Jesse on Dukes of Hazzard. Then again, when I get to be his age (68), I plan to let myself go to seed in the same hirsute way. 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