{"id":730,"date":"2006-05-18T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2006\/05\/alien-abduction-the-untold-sto.html"},"modified":"2006-05-18T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T10:09:00","slug":"alien-abduction-the-untold-sto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2006\/05\/alien-abduction-the-untold-sto.html","title":{"rendered":"Alien Abduction:  The Untold Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so the other night I posted very briefly and then went upstairs to kiss my children goodnight.  You won&#8217;t believe what happened next.  I mean, I can hardly believe it myself.  Even though they swore me to secrecy, I feel that the story MUST be told!<br \/>\nSunday night, after kissing my children goodnight, I approached the top of the stairway.  Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw something glistening in the playroom.  I went over to take a look and the next thing I knew I&#8217;d been sucked into a long tube and when I opened my eyes I was in a spaceship.  Shocking, but true!<br \/>\nI sat there, wondering what to do.  I could see the form of another person huddled in the corner, but I couldn&#8217;t see the person&#8217;s face.  Then I heard a voice whisper:<br \/>\n&#8220;Grab my PDA.  You&#8217;ll see the schematic for the space ship.  Do it now!!!&#8221;<br \/>\nI knew then that my fellow passenger on this ship was none other than Jack Bauer!!!!!<br \/>\nWell, there&#8217;s more to the story, but I just want you to know that Jack really does deserve to be President, because he saved my life.  I am back here at home in the bosom of my family thanks to Jack&#8217;s  heroism on that spaceship.<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;ll share the rest of it with you some other time.  It&#8217;s kind of hard to talk about right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so the other night I posted very briefly and then went upstairs to kiss my children goodnight. You won&#8217;t believe what happened next. I mean, I can hardly believe it myself. Even though they swore me to secrecy, I feel that the story MUST be told! 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