{"id":5354,"date":"2008-05-31T06:30:49","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T06:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2008\/05\/woman-lives-in-mans-closet-for.html"},"modified":"2008-05-31T06:30:49","modified_gmt":"2008-05-31T06:30:49","slug":"woman-lives-in-mans-closet-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2008\/05\/woman-lives-in-mans-closet-for.html","title":{"rendered":"Woman lives in man&#8217;s closet for year undetected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080530\/ap_on_re_as\/japan_closet_woman\">this guy didn&#8217;t look in the top compartment of his closet for a year<\/a>?  How many of us have parts we don&#8217;t go to in a year? My attic is about it. And how could she be that quiet that he couldn&#8217;t hear her?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A homeless woman who sneaked into a man&#8217;s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.<br \/>\nPolice found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man&#8217;s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This sounds like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=de0wxVDaajw\">Phrogging <\/a>which turned out to be a hoax. Too bad she didn&#8217;t make a video of her adventure, she could teach others how to live in a house without the owner knowing it as the phroggers claimed to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so this guy didn&#8217;t look in the top compartment of his closet for a year? How many of us have parts we don&#8217;t go to in a year? My attic is about it. And how could she be that quiet that he couldn&#8217;t hear her? 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