{"id":5241,"date":"2008-05-12T12:50:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2008\/05\/13-year-old-steals-dads-credit.html"},"modified":"2008-05-12T12:50:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:50:12","slug":"13-year-old-steals-dads-credit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2008\/05\/13-year-old-steals-dads-credit.html","title":{"rendered":"13 Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers"},"content":{"rendered":"

And plays video games with them <\/a>which is good because they probably would have been arrested for statuary rape. The dad forgot his birthday so I guess this is his way of getting him back:<\/p>\n

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
\n[…]
\nThe escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
\nPolice said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
\n[…]
\nRalph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’d say he’s on the right track.
\n(via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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