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\nAnd if you can combine it with an engagement ring<\/a>, so much the better:<\/p>\n

It\u2019s romantic because it means, \u201cWill you marry me\u201d but it also means, \u201cI can\u2019t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won\u2019t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And if you can combine it with an engagement ring, so much the better: It\u2019s romantic because it means, \u201cWill you marry me\u201d but it also means, \u201cI can\u2019t always be there to protect you so if some jerk won\u2019t stop bothering you, puncture him with this.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":119,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[398],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology-2"],"yoast_head":"\nNothing says love like giving your honey a weapon to protect herself - Reformed Chicks Blabbing<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2008\/02\/nothing-says-love-like-giving.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nothing says love like giving your honey a weapon to protect herself - 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