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Beth, a Christian and Traci an atheist visit women\u2019s ministries in order to write a book. It’s pretty funny, go check it out<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Traci: The mingling with churchies while they\u2019re all churched up intimidates me.
\nBeth: Stay close to me \u2014 I\u2019ll be your ally. I won\u2019t join them when we\u2019re together.
\nTraci: You say that now, but we\u2019ll get there and you won\u2019t be able to resist the churchalicious pull and next thing you know you\u2019ll be all \u201cJedediah 6:19? and \u201cPsalms 22:3? and I\u2019ll be asking where the vodka is.
\nBeth: I feel protective of you.
\nTraci: Thank goodness for that.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It can be a secret language sometime, can’t it?
\n(via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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