{"id":4189,"date":"2007-12-24T07:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T07:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/12\/baby-jesus-to-get-a-gps.html"},"modified":"2007-12-24T07:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T07:14:00","slug":"baby-jesus-to-get-a-gps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/12\/baby-jesus-to-get-a-gps.html","title":{"rendered":"Baby Jesus to get a GPS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They should sell those baby Jesus figures with a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/7158698.stm\">GPS already installed<\/a> since so many of them get stolen. Another solution is to buy the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.qvc.com\/qic\/qvcapp.aspx\/view.2\/app.detail\/params.aol_refer.false.tpl.DETAIL.msn_refer.false.item.H04734.ref.GBA?cm_ven=GOOGLEBASE&amp;cm_cat=FOR%20THE%20HOME&amp;cm_pla=HOLIDAY%20%26%20PARTY&amp;cm_ite=H04734\">inflatable Nativity scene<\/a>. There&#8217;s no way to get the baby Jesus without stealing the whole thing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A statue of the infant Jesus on display near Miami in Florida is being fitted with a Global Positioning System device after the original figurine was stolen.<br \/>\n[&#8230;]<br \/>\nThe original vanished three weeks ago, despite being bolted to the ground.<br \/>\n[&#8230;]<br \/>\nA Jewish lawyer, Jeffrey Harris, from Cincinnati, who read about the theft on the internet, has donated the new Jesus figurine in the Founders Circle area of the city.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That was nice! He did it because he liked the Christmas spirit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They should sell those baby Jesus figures with a GPS already installed since so many of them get stolen. Another solution is to buy the inflatable Nativity scene. There&#8217;s no way to get the baby Jesus without stealing the whole thing. 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