{"id":3809,"date":"2007-11-10T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T11:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/11\/husband-gets-tattoo-of-his-wif.html"},"modified":"2007-11-10T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T11:28:00","slug":"husband-gets-tattoo-of-his-wif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/11\/husband-gets-tattoo-of-his-wif.html","title":{"rendered":"Husband gets tattoo of his wife then discovers she is having affair"},"content":{"rendered":"

How sad<\/a>! And what a jerk the wife is for letting her husband go through all that.<\/p>\n

After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love.
\nSo, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face – along with those of their two daughters – tattooed on his back.
\nThe painful procedure took 20 hours and cost \u00a3870.
\nUnfortunately for the besotted Alan, it also backfired on a monumental scale after Lisa, 36, absconded with a 25-year-old Latvian hunk she had met at work.
\n[…]
\n“Lisa may have left me but she’ll be on my back forever thanks to the tattoo,” he said.
\n“But I’ve still got plenty of room on my chest if I get hooked up again<\/span>. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(via<\/a>)
\nAnd this is what it’s like to be married in the 21-century. Welcome to the brave new world where the wife hooks up with a much younger man and waits to move in with him when her husband moves out. I wouldn’t be surprised if the boyfriend eventually hooked up with the older daughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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