{"id":3732,"date":"2007-11-02T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/11\/a-tasar-proof-jacket.html"},"modified":"2007-11-02T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T17:01:00","slug":"a-tasar-proof-jacket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/reformedchicksblabbing\/2007\/11\/a-tasar-proof-jacket.html","title":{"rendered":"A tasar proof jacket?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evidently, someone has sought a patent for a jacket that would resist shocks<\/a> like a taser. Do you think they’ll call it “Don’t tase me, bro?”<\/p>\n

Gregory Russell Schultz apparently empathizes with this demographic, and has filed a patent for an “energy weapon protection device” — essentially a jacket embedded with alternating layers of conductive and non-conductive panels that complete an electrical circuit and leave the wearer impervious to the shocks of what would likely be a very surprised officer of the law.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I don’t think this will be very effective, they’ll probably just tase you in the tushie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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