{"id":24,"date":"2010-01-08T10:59:48","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T10:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/rabbishmuleyunleashed\/2010\/01\/mortgage-ignominy-at-jp-morgan-chase.html"},"modified":"2010-01-08T10:59:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T10:59:48","slug":"mortgage-ignominy-at-jp-morgan-chase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/rabbishmuleyunleashed\/2010\/01\/mortgage-ignominy-at-jp-morgan-chase.htm","title":{"rendered":"Mortgage Ignominy at JP Morgan Chase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the heart of New York City, if you listen closely, you&#8217;ll hear a severe sucking sound, as<\/p>\n<p>\nif some magical and invisible vortex is pulling in all that surrounds it. Amazingly, it<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t swallow up your scarf, your briefcase, or muss you hair. It does, however, pluck<br \/>\nevery last dollar and cent from your wallet. It is an insatiable behemoth whose hunger<br \/>\ncan never be stilled. Shove hundreds of billions of dollars in the chasm and still it aches<br \/>\nfor more.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Wall Street, whose bankers, after nearly collapsing the global economy,<br \/>\nhave learned nothing from their greed and who have become more voracious than ever.<br \/>\nMatt Taibbi of Rolling Stone coined last year&#8217;s most memorable journalistic phrase when<br \/>\nhe described Goldman Sachs as &#8220;a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of<br \/>\nhumanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut when it comes to screwing the American tax payer out of funds designed to alleviate<br \/>\nhis mortgage burden, JP Morgan Chase emerges as the great celestial black hole,<br \/>\nsucking in every last particle of cash before it devours your very home into eternal<br \/>\nforeclosure darkness.<\/p>\n<p>In 2008 JP Morgan Chase was given, according to CNN, $25 billion dollars in bailout<br \/>\nmoney which was, along with Citigroup and Wells Fargo, &#8216;the largest amount given to<br \/>\nany bank.&#8217; In addition, the New York Times, in a story entitled, &#8220;Billions to Fight<br \/>\nForeclosure, but Few New Loans,&#8221; reported that JP Morgan Chase also participated in an<br \/>\nObama program begun ten months ago that distributed $75 billion in order to keep four<br \/>\nmillion Americans in their homes &#8216;by persuading the banks to renegotiate their<br \/>\nmortgages.&#8217; But of one million applications filed, only 31,000 have thus far been<br \/>\nconverted to new mortgages. In New York City, lenders have offered new or trial<br \/>\nmortgages to only three percent of those who sought relief.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a lot of taxpayer cash that seems to have facilitated JP Morgan Chase and others<br \/>\npaying billions in bonuses its bankers while preventing even meager morsels from falling<br \/>\nto those most in need.<\/p>\n<p>How badly does JP Morgan Chase fail at helping those whom the government&#8217;s money<br \/>\nwas meant to assist? Take just one story, reported by the New York Times on January 2,<br \/>\n2010. JP Morgan Chase acquired Washington Mutual, who owned the mortgage of one<br \/>\nJaime Smith of Lakeland, Florida. After giving her a trial adjustment that lowered her<br \/>\nmortgage by all of $200 per month, Smith made every payment on time and submitted<br \/>\nall required documents. She was therefore shocked to tears when she received a legal<br \/>\nnotice a few weeks later telling her that Chase has foreclosed on her home and sold it at<br \/>\nauction for $100. The story gets only better. Who bought the house? Why, JP Morgan<br \/>\nChase, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Amid the appalling nature of JP Morgan Chase&#8217;s behavior toward her, Smith should at<br \/>\nleast be happy she ever got through to a live person at the bank who actually agreed to<br \/>\na modification. Most applicants are not nearly so lucky. As the Times wrote, &#8220;the lenders<br \/>\ntoss up daunting hurdles. Homeowners say they send and resend thick piles of<br \/>\ndocumentation, only to be told that their papers have been misplaced, or that their pay<br \/>\nstubs are out of date. Housing counselors dial a dozen times just to get a servicer on the<br \/>\nphone&#8230; &#8216;It&#8217;s a constant Catch?22: They never give you their name,&#8217; said Gerald Carter, a<br \/>\ncounselor with the Parodneck Foundation in New York City, which receives city and<br \/>\nstate money to advise homeowners. &#8216;You call back and say, &#8216;No, I was talking to Bob last<br \/>\ntime,&#8217; but Bob wouldn&#8217;t give his last name &#8212; not even an employee ID number. So you<br \/>\nstart over.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have, unfortunately, had my own experience with JP Morgan Chase that mirrors this<br \/>\nexactly. I was born in Los Angeles and moved, as a boy, to Miami Beach in the wake of<br \/>\nmy parents&#8217; divorce because there my mother had the support of her parents and<br \/>\nbrother. That&#8217;s where my siblings and I were raised and where my mother, brothers,<br \/>\nsisters, nephews and nieces all still live. My wife and I always spoke of making Miami our<br \/>\npermanent home where we could be close to family. Thus, in April 2006, while living in<br \/>\nour New Jersey home where my radio and media commitments necessitated I reside,<br \/>\nwe realized our dream of purchasing a house in Miami Beach on the same block as my<br \/>\nbrother. Our kids were in Jewish day schools and one was in a special educational<br \/>\nprogram, and we decided to delay our move until we could find a program that<br \/>\nmatched. In the meantime, we rented out our new home, receiving in rent only half the<br \/>\ncosts of the high mortgage but never defaulting on a single payment.<\/p>\n<p>By the middle of June 2009, having lost our tenant and with the economic downturn<br \/>\nhitting especially hard, we sought a mortgage modification to make the home<br \/>\naffordable. The home had already lost half its value. But interest rates had shrunk<br \/>\nsubstantially to almost nothing, JP Morgan Chase had been given a massive bailout to<br \/>\nassist homeowners, and we assumed it would be relatively easy to refinance and that<br \/>\nthe bank, which had received so much assistance from the American taxpayer, would<br \/>\nwelcome making our lives a touch easier in these very difficult times. Surely JP Morgan<br \/>\nChase would be happy to modify the loan since they were now borrowing money at<br \/>\nsignificantly lower rates than before and they could still make a hefty profit even after<br \/>\nthe modification.<\/p>\n<p>How wrong we were. We quickly discovered that it was impossible even to get through<br \/>\nto a living person or leave a message for them to call back. For five months we placed<br \/>\nphone call after phone call but could not reach one person who would help us. When<br \/>\nwe did finally encounter a live human voice, we were told to send in reams of paper,<br \/>\nwhich we did on numerous occasions, only to be told a few weeks later that the<br \/>\ndocuments had been lost or never arrived. We finally hired a lawyer who sent the<br \/>\ndocuments in multiple times. Still, JP Morgan Chase told us that they did not find our<br \/>\ndocuments.<\/p>\n<p>Let me be clear that I never believed in the bailouts, not for we regular people and<br \/>\ncertainly not for billionaire bankers. Capitalism is going to have winners and losers and<br \/>\nthe latter, however painful, must sometimes take lumps. But what is so grossly unjust is<br \/>\nthat, having received billions of dollars to bail out regular taxpayers, banks like JP<br \/>\nMorgan Chase decided to use the money to bail out themselves, paid billions more in<br \/>\nbonuses, and are loath to help the very same taxpayers that rescued them. These banks<br \/>\nare also now borrowing money at miniscule rates but refuse to alter the mortgages of<br \/>\nthose who are still stuck in very high payments. There is something cruel about a system<br \/>\nthat bails out multi?millionaires but not average citizens who struggle to make ends<br \/>\nmeet.<\/p>\n<p>As a way of illustrating the obstructive nature of the bank, I took notes on a single<br \/>\nDecember 2009 day of trying to get through to speak to someone at the bank.<br \/>\nFirst I called the number of a written notice sent to us about our mortgage and was put<br \/>\non a long hold. I finally got through to Bob, who would not give his last name or<br \/>\nemployee ID number. He only said he was in Texas and could not help me because I had<br \/>\nto speak to &#8216;The Imminent Default Department.&#8217; He said he would transfer me and<br \/>\nimmediately cut me off. He made no effort to call me back although the first thing I did<br \/>\nwas give him my callback number. Having found the number for the department myself,<br \/>\nI called and was put on hold for one hour and forty minutes. Andrea H from Jacksonville,<br \/>\nFlorida, who refused to give her last name and employee ID, immediately told me that I<br \/>\nhad to call Bob&#8217;s department back because she could not help me and I had been<br \/>\nmisinformed. I protested that I had just held on for the longest time and that Bob had<br \/>\ntold me her department would help me. Without so much as a word, she promptly hung<br \/>\nup.<\/p>\n<p>Calling Bob&#8217;s number back I got through to Melissa T, who finally, after much pressure,<br \/>\ngave her employee ID number. She agreed to look up my file. Predictably, a few minutes<br \/>\nlater she told me my documents were incomplete and I had to submit them again. I told<br \/>\nher the name and number of my lawyer who could confirm that we had sent the<br \/>\ndocuments in multiple times. She promptly hung up.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, in desperation I called the main number of JP Morgan Chase in NY and asked for<br \/>\nthe CEO, Jamie Dimon. I was transferred to Rosa Alderete in Texas who told me there<br \/>\nwas no direct number for the CEO&#8217;s office, which is curious since the bank is a public<br \/>\ncorporation. What was he hiding from? Could it be the nearly $20 million he took in<br \/>\ntotal 2008 compensation (he smartly relinquished a monetary bonus, but more than<br \/>\nmade up for it by taking $17 million in stock awards), the year Wall Street brought<br \/>\nAmerica to its knees?<\/p>\n<p>I began to describe the hellish experiences I had had with her bank and demanded to<br \/>\nspeak to a supervisor. Refusing to take no for an answer, I was put through to Heather<br \/>\nMcLendon, a customer care analyst with the executive office. Only this time, I<br \/>\nmentioned that I work in media and planned to write about my experiences. I was<br \/>\nimmediately transferred to her supervisor, Emma Huggins, in Florence, North Carolina.<br \/>\nWhile on the phone my other office suddenly line rang with Michael Fusco of JP Morgan<br \/>\nChase&#8217;s press office telling me he would help me get answers. Surprise! Mentioning the<br \/>\nmedia made me finally appear on the bank&#8217;s radar. Mr. Fusco, who has alone acted like<br \/>\na gentleman, later sent me the following statement: &#8220;We apologize for the delay and<br \/>\nare continuing to add staff and invest in technology to better serve our customers. In<br \/>\n2009 alone, we hired 5,300 additional mortgage employees to handle the<br \/>\nunprecedented volume generated by the troubled economy and housing market. This<br \/>\nyear, we offered more than 568,000 mortgage modifications to struggling homeowners,<br \/>\nincluding 83,000 modifications that have already become permanent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It sounded nice but was belied by my and so many others&#8217; experience. I thought to<br \/>\nmyself that if I, who work in media and could thereby at least publicly expose some of<br \/>\ntheir practices, could make absolutely no headway against a bank seemingly intent on<br \/>\nobstructing any and all refinancing attempts in their desire to take my home, what<br \/>\nchance does the average American, whose government has given this bank tens of<br \/>\nbillions of dollars to assist them with easing their mortgages, have in getting any relief?<br \/>\nApparently none. JP Morgan Chase is too busy paying their executives billions of dollars,<br \/>\nall of which were facilitated by assistance they received from the taxes of hard?working<br \/>\nAmericans who were going to lose their homes so that these guys could buy a new<br \/>\nFerrari.<\/p>\n<p>It amazes me that there&#8217;s so little public outrage. Sure, there is plenty of grumbling over<br \/>\nthe water cooler, but few of these financial giants have been publicly challenged. In<br \/>\naddition to everything else mentioned, the government actually pays these banks $1000<br \/>\nfor each loan modified. And still they refuse to extend relief, even as they give their<br \/>\nemployees colossal bonuses.<\/p>\n<p>This past June I published an article about why I was forced to file a lawsuit against Bear<br \/>\nStearns, another JP Morgan Chase subsidiary, the investment bank that had looked after<br \/>\nmy pension plan for many years as it rapidly deteriorated and as I was given barely any<br \/>\ntime by its chairman and my portfolio manager, Ace Greenberg. When in the course of<br \/>\n2008, the investment dwindled by about 40 percent and I still was given barely any time<br \/>\nto discuss my dwindling investments with Greenberg, I decided I had to make a switch. I<br \/>\nsoon discovered that my new portfolio manager at Bear did his utmost to squeeze every<br \/>\nlast fee out of me, even as he handed the bulk of my investments over to mutual funds<br \/>\nwho charged their own fees to manage what he claimed to be doing for me.<\/p>\n<p>You might have thought that a bank whose gambling addiction and insatiable appetite<br \/>\nfor money brought it to the brink of bankruptcy and ended up being sold for what was<br \/>\ninitially $2 a share would have learned a lesson. But no.<\/p>\n<p>Aside from everything I detailed above, I called the office of CEO Jamie Dimon on<br \/>\nmultiple occasions and sent him a personal letter hoping to get just one of his<br \/>\nlieutenants or secretaries to call me back. Not until I mentioned that I had a media<br \/>\nplatform was I deemed worthy of attention.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. Capitalism works and Wall Street has many people of high integrity<br \/>\nand sterling reputations for honesty and philanthropy. But where, overall, is the<br \/>\ngratitude? At least George Soros was honest enough to say that the billions of dollars of<br \/>\nbank bonuses being paid out this year were all gifts from the government, without<br \/>\nwhich so many of these banks would not even be around. Is it too much to ask that<br \/>\nthese millionaires share just a few of their government?granted crumbs with the millions<br \/>\nof people fighting to keep their homes?<\/p>\n<p>Wall Street needs a dramatic overhaul and it is for the Obama Administration, first and<br \/>\nforemost, to demand change and reform. Using the term &#8216;fat?cats&#8217; is not enough. We<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t need name?calling but real action. But a President who allows the heads of<br \/>\nGoldman Sacks, Citigroup, and Morgan Stanley to disrespect him by missing a meeting<br \/>\n(they cited fog) to which they were summoned &#8211; when they could easily have gotten<br \/>\ninto a car or train and shown the elected leader of the American people that they take<br \/>\nhim seriously &#8211; is demonstrating a kids?glove approach that is weak and ineffective.<br \/>\nPresident Obama may be the leader of the free world but he seems to be in awe of<br \/>\nthese masters of the universe.<\/p>\n<p>The toothlessness of the Obama approach is best captured in the quote Phillis Caldwell,<br \/>\nchief of the Treasury Department&#8217;s Home Ownership Preservation Office and who<br \/>\noversees the Obama mortgage modification plan, gave to the New York Times after<br \/>\nbeing asked about a lender who refused to modify customers&#8217; mortgages. &#8220;If it is<br \/>\nreported in The New York Times and someone chooses to audit it, that&#8217;s important,&#8221; she<br \/>\nsaid. So she punted responsibility for enforcing compliance to the media. It seems as<br \/>\nthough even the Obama Administration concedes that only the shame of the press,<br \/>\nrather than the integrity of the process or the enforcement of government, will work to<br \/>\nbring change to the great vacuum in the heart of New York City.<\/p>\n<p><i>Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, a relationships counselor, writer, and broadcaster is the author<br \/>\nof many books, his most recent being, &#8220;The Blessing of Enough: Rejecting Material<br \/>\nGreed, Embracing Spiritual Hunger.&#8221; Find him on the web Shmuley.com and follow him<br \/>\non Twitter @RabbiShmuley.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the heart of New York City, if you listen closely, you&#8217;ll hear a severe sucking sound, as if some magical and invisible vortex is pulling in all that surrounds it. Amazingly, it doesn&#8217;t swallow up your scarf, your briefcase, or muss you hair. 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