{"id":653,"date":"2011-04-06T17:25:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T17:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/projectconversion.com\/?p=653"},"modified":"2011-04-06T17:25:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T17:25:11","slug":"drunk-dialing-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/projectconversion\/2011\/04\/drunk-dialing-god.html","title":{"rendered":"Drunk-Dialing God"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve all heard the saying, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions,” and the last three months have taught me that hell is a state of mind in which your soul is in anguish due to separation from the divine. Much like a child cut off and lost in the woods with nothing more than the echo of her screams.<\/p>\n

The house was empty last night; my wife and kids were out of town\u00a0and I was left to my own devices. I did what any good, observant Jew would do: I said prayers and studied the Torah and other books on Judaism. Right now I’m studying the creation account in Genesis and paying close attention to the relationship between God, Adam, and Eve. We are told\u00a0of how God\u00a0visited Adam in the “cool of the day” and basically chatted about…anything and everything. It was a relationship. The Tanakh (Old Testament) is full of them, and they were down right intimate and personal. Rabbi Groner\u00a0spoke about this relationship as being intellectual, practical, and emotional. We see this dynamic between God and the Children of Israel page after page, yet it seems so foreign, so far removed by all these years. I wondered if the Jewish people feel that intimacy today, if God can be\u00a0as\u00a0conspicuously present in their lives as he seems to be in those stories.<\/p>\n

So I cracked open a bottle of wine and asked him to come over for a chat. No special prayers (except one specific for consuming wine), no rituals, no religious primer, I just sat down in the fading light of my livingroom and asked God to\u00a0hang out with me.<\/p>\n

Simple enough, right? I’m not asking for money or health or anything selfish, just for God to visit me in the cool of the day. Well, the day became cooler, and darker. I lit my fire pot and poured another glass of wine. I sat quietly and patiently as I stared into the flame. I “called” again. No\u00a0secretary, no voicemail…nothing, and by\u00a0this point I’ve got a healthy buzz. Did God just stand me up?<\/p>\n

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I was disappointed\u00a0and confused. All I wanted was some company. All I wanted was what those folks in the Tanakh had. Was I asking too much? Did I do something wrong? Does God not like cheap Merlot? Doubt crept in during my weakened state. The rabbis of the Talmud, a commentary and guide on the Torah, recognized two forces within us: the Yetzer\u00a0Hatov <\/em>or Good Urge, and the Yetzer Hara <\/em>or Bad Urge. These forces are constantly at war within us and Judaism states that only good action (as pointed out by the 613 mitzvot) and repentance to God will defeat the Bad Urge.<\/p>\n

I thought my invitation to God was a good thing. What’s wrong with asking God to hang out?<\/p>\n

“You’re being selfish,” my wife said. After a verbal beating for getting drunk, my wife went on to lambaste me for<\/p>\n

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\u00a0forgetting my lessons so far. “Didn’t the Hindus teach you that God is everywhere? So why would you get upset that God didn’t show up where and when you <\/em>wanted him to when he’s been here the whole time? And you really think he wants to talk to a\u00a0drunk?”<\/p>\n

Wow, no gloves, huh? She was right. It seemed so innocent to ask God to sit down and talk. But what was really going on here?<\/p>\n

1)<\/span><\/strong> Deep down, I was jealous of the stories in the Tanakh, and we are asked not to covet what\u00a0others have.<\/p>\n

2)<\/span><\/strong> I set\u00a0limits on God. If God is everywhere, why do I need him to sit in my chair? Which leads me to my next\u00a0point.<\/p>\n

3)<\/span><\/strong> I wouldn’t need a physical representation if my faith was strong enough to begin with. Let’s face it: when we ask God to “show us a sign” or just show up in general, what we are really saying is that we don’t believe enough by default that he is<\/em> there. Our fast-paced, materialistic world has conditioned us to only pay attention to what we can immediately see and consume.<\/p>\n

God presented himself to the faithful when they had no previous physical representation. It seldom works the other way around. This doesn’t mean that one should increase their faith just for the reward of a divine peep show. I would have done well to remember my Hindu lesson in the Upanishads stating that enlightenment and moksha<\/em>\u00a0is reached\u00a0once we realize the divine in everything and as everything, therefore making representations useless obstacles. Think about it, if God\u00a0showed last night, my impression of him would be forever\u00a0cast\u00a0into that limiting aspect. I would lose all ability to recognize the divine in all of creation because for a split second, he was reduced\u00a0to a point\u00a0in space in my living room. This is why\u00a0God (in many\u00a0faiths) strictly forbids the creation of\u00a0idols, not because of jealousy on his part, but because he knows how such an image limits our perception of him. Ironic, isn’t it, that the abstract then becomes a far greater representation than the specificity of a physical form.<\/p>\n

I know what you’re thinking: this guy has lost his mind. He’s a crack job.\u00a0Fair enough, but just remember: I’m not perfect. I’m going to screw up–a lot–and I think we can file this one under “screwed up,” but not before we learn something, and that’s what this is all about.<\/p>\n

We remember that every time someone messed up in these stories, God was there. He clothed Adam and Eve\u00a0after they partook of the fruit (kind of what I did last night) in the Garden. He brought the Children of Israel to the Promised Land after wandering for 40 years. Like a Chinese finger trap, we discover the way out only when we stop struggling. In connecting with the divine, struggling isn’t the answer because we are literally in his presence 24\/7. The epiphany only comes once we bring ourselves to rest and open our minds and hearts.<\/p>\n

So what’s the moral of the story? Don’t drunk-dial God. He won’t answer, but he will show up in the morning to help you sober up when you’re ready to let him move freely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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