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\"\"<\/a>Father McCauley walks out to the street and catches a taxi just passing by. He gets into the taxi and the driver says, \u201cPerfect timing. You\u2019re just like Frank.\u201d
\nFather McCauley: \u201cWho?\u201d
\nCabbie: \u201cFrank. Frank Feldman. He\u2019s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank every single time.\u201d
\nFather McCauley: \u201cThere are always a few clouds over everybody.\u201d
\nCabbie: \u201cNot Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-slam at tennis. He could golf with
\nthe pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
\nthe piano. He was an amazing guy.\u201d
\nFather McCauley: \u201cSounds like he was something really special.\u201d
\nCabbie: \u201cThere\u2019s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody\u2019s birthday. He knew all about
\nwine, which foods to order and which fork to use. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
\nthe whole street blacks out. But Frank could do everything right.”
\nFather McCauley: \u201cWow, some guy then.\u201d
\nCabbie: \u201cHe always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong. And his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.\u00a0 He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.\u201d
\nFather McCauley: \u201cAn amazing fellow. How did you meet him?\u201d
\nCabbie: \u201cWell, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.\u201d<\/p>\n

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