{"id":738,"date":"2011-11-09T21:38:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=738"},"modified":"2011-11-09T21:38:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T21:38:15","slug":"age-is-a-funny-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/11\/age-is-a-funny-thing.html","title":{"rendered":"Age is a Funny Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">Daily Joke<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-60\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"89\" \/><\/a>Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, &#8220;Surely I can&#8217;t look that old?&#8221; Well . . &#8230;. You&#8217;ll love this one!<\/p>\n<p>I was at a meet and greet for new church members when I noticed a man with a name badge, which bore his full name.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?<\/p>\n<p>Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm &#8230; Or could he?<\/p>\n<p>After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes. Yes, I did. I&#8217;m a Mustang,&#8221; he gleamed with pride.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When did you graduate?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>He answered, &#8220;In 1959. Why do you ask?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You were in my class!&#8221; I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. 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