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Daily Religious Joke<\/h3>\n

The Reverend\u2019s wife walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.<\/p>\n

“What are you doing?” She asked.<\/p>\n

“Hunting flies” He responded.<\/p>\n

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.<\/p>\n

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.<\/p>\n

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”<\/p>\n

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”<\/p>\n

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