{"id":4107,"date":"2012-03-09T21:27:11","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T21:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=4107"},"modified":"2012-03-09T21:27:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T21:27:11","slug":"iq-guesser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/03\/iq-guesser.html","title":{"rendered":"IQ Guesser"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">Daily Joke<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-60\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"89\" \/><\/a>There was a certain restaurateur who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people&#8217;s IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the restaurateur said, &#8220;Wow! You must have an IQ of about 140! You should meet this guy over here.&#8221; So they talked for a while about nuclear physics and existential philosophy and had a great time.<\/p>\n<p>Next a woman walked in and soon the restaurateur has guessed about a 90 IQ for her. So he sat her down in front of the big-screen TV and she watched Dancing With the Stars with the others and had a great time.<\/p>\n<p>Then a third man stumbled in and talked to the restaurateur for a while. The restaurateur said to himself, &#8220;Jeez! I think this guy&#8217;s IQ must be about 29!&#8221; He took him over to a man sitting at a little table back in the corner and said, &#8220;You might enjoy talking with this guy for a while.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After the restaurateur left, the man at the table said, &#8220;So which telecom company do you work for?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daily Joke There was a certain restaurateur who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people&#8217;s IQs. 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