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<\/a>A Texan is visiting Israel, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along\u00a0 the road. “Can you give me a drink of water?” asks the Texan.
\n“Of course,” says the Israeli, and invites the Texan to come in.
\n“What do you do?” says the Texan.”I raise a few chickens,” says the Israeli.
\n“Really?” says the Texan. “I’m also a farmer. How much land do you have?”
\n“Well”, says the Israeli, “out front it’s fifty meters, as you can see, and in the back we have close to a hundred meters of property. And what about your place?”
\n“Well”, says the Texan, “on my ranch, I have breakfast and get into the car, and I drive and drive…and I don’t reach the end of the ranch until dinnertime.”
\n“Really,” replies the Israeli. “I used to have a car like that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Daily Joke A Texan is visiting Israel, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along\u00a0 the road. “Can you give me a drink of water?” asks the Texan. “Of course,” says the Israeli, and invites the Texan to come in. “What do you do?” says the Texan.”I raise a few chickens,” says the Israeli.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":463,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[184,2844,2843,2842],"class_list":["post-3933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clean-jokes","tag-daily-joke","tag-israel-joke","tag-texan-joke","tag-thirsty-visitor"],"yoast_head":"\n
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