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Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. “Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?” he asked.<\/p>\n

“Well, I think I do.” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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