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<\/a>– A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.<\/p>\n– Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.<\/p>\n
– Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.<\/p>\n
– A hangover is the wrath of grapes.<\/p>\n
– Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.<\/p>\n
– Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?<\/p>\n
– Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.<\/p>\n
– When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.<\/p>\n
– A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.<\/p>\n
– What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, It’s a dead giveaway!)<\/p>\n
– A backward poet writes inverse.<\/p>\n
– In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.<\/p>\n
– A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<\/p>\n
– Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you a flat minor.<\/p>\n
– When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n
– The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.<\/p>\n
– A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.<\/p>\n
– You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.<\/p>\n
– Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.<\/p>\n
– He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.<\/p>\n
– Every calendar’s days are numbered.<\/p>\n
– A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.<\/p>\n
– A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<\/p>\n
– He had a photographic memory that was never developed.<\/p>\n
– A plateau is a high form of flattery.<\/p>\n
– The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.<\/p>\n
– Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n
– Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.<\/p>\n
– When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n
– Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.<\/p>\n
– Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.<\/p>\n
– Acupuncture is a jab well done.<\/p>\n
– Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.<\/p>\n
– The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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