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Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody- or-other had printed it.<\/p>\n

“Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.<\/p>\n

“Yes, that was it!”<\/p>\n

“You idiot! You’ve thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!”<\/p>\n

“Oh, I don’t think this book would have been worth anything close to that much,” replied the man. “It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther.”<\/p>\n

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