{"id":3701,"date":"2012-02-13T03:23:02","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T03:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=3701"},"modified":"2012-02-13T03:23:02","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T03:23:02","slug":"for-all-you-lexophiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/02\/for-all-you-lexophiles.html","title":{"rendered":"For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
\n2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
\n3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
\n4. A backward poet writes inverse.
\n5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism, it’s your count
\nthat votes.
\n7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
\n8. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
\n9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
\n10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat
\nminor.
\n11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
\n12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
\n13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
\nBlownapart.
\n14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
\n15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
\n16. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
\n17. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
\n18. A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine.
\n19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
\n20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
\n21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
\n22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
\nlarge.
\n23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
\n24. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
\n25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
\n26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d
\ndye.
\n27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
\n28. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
\n29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
\n30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.<\/p>\n

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