{"id":3589,"date":"2012-02-08T14:38:36","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T14:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2012-02-08T15:16:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T15:16:06","slug":"funny-cat-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/02\/funny-cat-quotes.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Cat Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n

“There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast.”
\n-Anonymous<\/p>\n

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
\n– English proverb<\/p>\n

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
\n– Ellen Perry Berkeley<\/p>\n

“One cat just leads to another.”
\n– Ernest Hemingway<\/p>\n

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”<\/p>\n

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
\n– Joseph Wood Krutch<\/p>\n

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
\n– Faith Resnick<\/p>\n

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
\n– Hippolyte Taine<\/p>\n

“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
\n– Albert Schweitzer<\/p>\n

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
\n– Ernest Menaul<\/p>\n

“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
\n– Anonymous<\/p>\n

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
\n– Colette<\/p>\n

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
\n– Missy Dizick<\/p>\n

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
\n– Colonial American proverb<\/p>\n

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
\n– Joseph Wood Krutch<\/p>\n

“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
\n– John S. Nichols<\/p>\n

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
\n— Leonardo Da Vinci<\/p>\n

“Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
\n— Anonymous<\/p>\n

“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
\n— Robert A. Heinlein<\/p>\n

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