{"id":3541,"date":"2012-02-06T13:29:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T13:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=3541"},"modified":"2012-02-06T13:51:42","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T13:51:42","slug":"cant-take-it-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/02\/cant-take-it-with-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Can’t Take it With You"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>Trying to disprove the saying “You can’t take it with you,” a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died.<\/p>\n

He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He then told her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. When he passed away, he planned to reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.<\/p>\n

Several weeks after the funeral, his wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.<\/p>\n

“Oh, that old fool!” she exclaimed. “I knew I should have put the money in the basement.”<\/p>\n

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