{"id":3237,"date":"2012-01-24T20:41:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T20:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=3237"},"modified":"2012-01-24T22:08:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T22:08:55","slug":"gods-gift-so-grand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/01\/gods-gift-so-grand.html","title":{"rendered":"God’s Gift So Grand"},"content":{"rendered":"

Warning – Explicit language (thoughtfully) used!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>She figured if she bought it at Bloomingdale\u2019s, she could talk about it\u2026 orgasm. Orgasm is the hottest selling color in the NARS line of cosmetics. Imagine the discussion when a plucky marketing maven suggested that name for a lip gloss!<\/p>\n

Joni wants to talk about orgasms with her closest friends. But understandably, she tiptoes carefully around the subject. It\u2019s actually a spiritual conversation she wants to have, not a sexual one. The way she figures it, God is in the orgasm, the purest form of physical pleasure.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s carefully worded religious doctrine about the role of orgasm in procreation. Joni\u2019s not buying it. Not completely anyway. Her desire for children doesn\u2019t come from between her legs. It comes from her heart. She believes it\u2019s possible God wanted to give His children a gift so grand, that He created the most intense bodily sensation.<\/p>\n

Joni hasn\u2019t brought up the topic of orgasms in her Bible study group. She hasn\u2019t had a sit-down with her Pastor to talk about it either. Yet having frank talk about orgasm is one of the things she dearly wants to do. Joni’s thinking about asking the clerk at the cosmetic counter if she has a few minutes to ponder the other \u201cO\u201d word. Just kidding. What she will do is share this article with her friends, attached with a note \u2013 \u201cWhat do you think?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

– Prayables<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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