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<\/a>A rabbi, a cantor and a congregation president are all held up by a robber who points a gun at them. \u201cLet me at least give one more sermon before you shoot me<\/em>,\u201d pleads the rabbi.\u00a0 \u201cLet me at least sing Kol Nidre once more before you shoot me,<\/em>\u201d cries the cantor.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cShoot me first<\/em>,\u201d begs the president.<\/p>\n