{"id":2984,"date":"2012-01-15T12:38:12","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T12:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2984"},"modified":"2012-01-15T12:53:57","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T12:53:57","slug":"kids-bedtime-prayers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/01\/kids-bedtime-prayers.html","title":{"rendered":"Kid’s Bedtime Prayers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for you each\u00a0 night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?” The little boy replied,
\n“Thank God he’s in bed!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

When my\u00a0 daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we\u00a0 had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, “And all girls<\/em>.” This soon\u00a0 became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got\u00a0 the best of me and I asked her, “Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls<\/em>?” Her response, “Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying\u00a0 ‘All Men<\/em>‘!”<\/p>\n

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