{"id":2952,"date":"2012-01-12T16:08:01","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T16:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2952"},"modified":"2012-01-12T22:30:17","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T22:30:17","slug":"explaining-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/01\/explaining-marriage.html","title":{"rendered":"Explaining Marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">Daily Joke<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-60\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/309\/2011\/10\/dailychuckle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"89\" \/><\/a>The child was a typical four-year-old girl &#8211; cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. 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