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\"\"<\/a>A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, “Meat loaf and a kind word.”<\/p>\n

When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, “Where’s the good word?”<\/p>\n

The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered, “Don’t eat the meat loaf.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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