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\"\"<\/a>During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George’s mother-in-law died.<\/p>\n

With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.<\/p>\n

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.<\/p>\n

The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.<\/p>\n

George thinks for some time and answers, “I don’t care how much it will cost to send the body back; that’s what I want to do.”<\/p>\n

The Consul, after hearing this, says, “You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price.”<\/p>\n

“No, it’s not that,” says George. “You see, I know of a case from many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he rose from the dead! I just can’t take that chance.”<\/p>\n

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