{"id":2694,"date":"2012-01-04T20:12:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T20:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2694"},"modified":"2012-01-04T20:16:17","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T20:16:17","slug":"from-cana-to-your-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/01\/from-cana-to-your-car.html","title":{"rendered":"From Cana to Your Car"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>A minister is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?”<\/p>\n

The minister replies, “Just water.”<\/p>\n

The trooper asks, “Then why do I smell wine?”<\/p>\n

The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”<\/p>\n

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