{"id":2591,"date":"2012-01-03T14:05:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-03T14:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2591"},"modified":"2012-01-03T15:24:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-03T15:24:22","slug":"boob-cancer-a-ditty-michelle-ward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2012\/01\/boob-cancer-a-ditty-michelle-ward.html","title":{"rendered":"Boob Cancer (A Ditty) &#8211; Michelle Ward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She\u2019s got boob cancer.\u00a0 Her words not mine. Michelle Ward has a sense of humor when it comes to her recent diagnosis of breast cancer. Heck, she\u2019s a funny straight shooter when it comes to life in general; she\u2019s not going to let breast cancer change her.<\/p>\n<p>So Michelle made a YouTube video. With a pink toy ukulele, she sings a little ditty, \u201c<em>But listen, it\u2019s really going to be OK, my ass has always been my best feature anyway. I never got attention from my pair of 20 A\u2019s,\u00a0 getting insurance covered C cups if they have to go away\u2014wouldn\u2019t be so baaaaad.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Funny stuff. Not exactly your typical go-to material for comedy. But isn\u2019t that what humor is about? Finding things that happens to us in life, and making fun of it. Even boob cancer.<\/p>\n<p>Read the full feature article of <em><a title=\"Boob Cancer\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/boob-cancer.html\">Boob Cancer<\/a><\/em>, by Prayables.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"I Got Boob Cancer ( a ditty)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y7CD-UVyM3w?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">Boob Cancer (A Ditty) Lyrics &#8211; Michelle Ward<\/h4>\n<p>What I\u2019m about to tell you might ruin your day,<br \/>\nso please feel to go on your way.<br \/>\nTurns out I got a bad health report<br \/>\nand I soon won\u2019t be playing any sports,<br \/>\nthat\u2019s OK I don\u2019t willingly play sports anyway.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, feel free to stop this song.<br \/>\nBut if you don\u2019t,<br \/>\nit won\u2019t take too long,<br \/>\nto sayyyyy,<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer,<br \/>\nyes I got boob cancer.<br \/>\nBut don\u2019t feel bad for me<br \/>\ncuz I got to get a lumpectomy.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I rhymed me with me.<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer,<br \/>\nOh, I got boob cancer.<br \/>\nBut don\u2019t let it ruin your day<br \/>\ncuz I just wouldn\u2019t want it that way.<br \/>\nIt sucks, what more can I say?<br \/>\nI got boob cancer.<\/p>\n<p>At the age of 33,<br \/>\nit\u2019s not what you expect<br \/>\nI\u2019ve admit it made everyone a nervous wreck.<br \/>\nYou think my news would be about a daughter or a son,<br \/>\nbut hey I\u2019ve always liked to beat to my own drum<\/p>\n<p>But listen,<br \/>\nit\u2019s really going to be OK<br \/>\nmy ass has always been my best feature anyway.<br \/>\nI never got attention from my pair of 20 A\u2019s,<br \/>\ngetting insurance covered C cups if they have to go away\u2014<br \/>\nwouldn\u2019t be so bad.<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer,<br \/>\nyes I got boob cancer<br \/>\nI totally agree it is ridic,<br \/>\nbut I\u2019m going to give it a kick,<br \/>\nthe wrong lady it did pick.<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer<br \/>\nyes I got boob cancer.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s the stupidest thing I ever heard<br \/>\nthis cancer is for the birds<br \/>\nIt\u2019s a worse than a big fat turd.<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer.<\/p>\n<p>One last thing,<br \/>\nI don\u2019t want to fail to mention.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve always loved being the center of attention.<br \/>\nSo feel free to talk about me<br \/>\nand send good stuff my way,<br \/>\nlike prayers or thoughts or choo-choo,<br \/>\nor whatever you may,<br \/>\nbecause\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>Sing it like me,<\/p>\n<p>I got boob cancer<br \/>\nYes, I got boob cancer.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019d think it would want a bigger home<br \/>\nwith more room for it to roam<br \/>\nListen, I\u2019m basically working with a studio apartment here,<br \/>\nYou think the cancer would prefer a four bedroom with a pool,<br \/>\nThank you I\u2019ll be here all week<\/p>\n<p>Oh I\u2019ve got<br \/>\nboob cancer.<br \/>\nBig finish<\/p>\n<p>Isn\u2019t that most adorable boob cancer song you ever heard?<\/p>\n<p><em>Composer: Michelle Ward<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\"><strong>READ MORE and enjoy these features from the Daily Prayable! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Story\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/boob-cancer.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Story<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Scripture\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/james-513.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Scripture<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Prayer\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/one-of-us.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Prayer<br \/>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Music\" href=\"\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/do-everything-steven-curtis-chapman.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Music<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Joke\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/at-ninety-nine.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Joke<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2192 <a title=\"Daily Quote\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/2012\/01\/positive-thinker.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Quote<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She\u2019s got boob cancer.\u00a0 Her words not mine. 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