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\"\"<\/a>10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.<\/p>\n

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?<\/p>\n

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.<\/p>\n

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.<\/p>\n

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?<\/p>\n

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.<\/p>\n

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.<\/p>\n

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.<\/p>\n

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.<\/p>\n

1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.<\/p>\n

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