{"id":2373,"date":"2011-12-27T12:49:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T12:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2011-12-27T13:04:16","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T13:04:16","slug":"only-three-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/12\/only-three-doors.html","title":{"rendered":"Only Three Doors"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>An airline captain was breaking in a new flight attendant. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the newbie the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.<\/p>\n

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. He knew which room he was in at the hotel and called him up wondering what happened. The flight attendant answered the phone, and with frustration in his voice he said, “I can’t get out of this room!” The captain asked,\u00a0 “You can’t get out of your room – why not?”<\/p>\n

The new guy replied: “There are only three doors in here,” he screamed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”<\/p>\n

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