{"id":2253,"date":"2011-12-21T14:39:03","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T14:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2253"},"modified":"2011-12-21T14:52:54","modified_gmt":"2011-12-21T14:52:54","slug":"thirteen-things-pms-stands-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/12\/thirteen-things-pms-stands-for.html","title":{"rendered":"Thirteen Things PMS Stands For"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:<\/p>\n

1. Pass My Shotgun<\/p>\n

2. Psychotic Mood Shift<\/p>\n

3. Perpetual Munching Spree<\/p>\n

4. Puffy Mid-Section<\/p>\n

5. People Make me Sick<\/p>\n

6. Provide Me with Sweets<\/p>\n

7. Pardon My Sobbing<\/p>\n

8. Pimples May Surface<\/p>\n

9. Pass My Sweatpants<\/p>\n

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome<\/p>\n

11. Plainly; Men Suck<\/p>\n

12. Pack My Stuff<\/p>\n

13. Potential Murder Suspect<\/p>\n

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