{"id":2205,"date":"2011-12-20T16:56:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T16:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=2205"},"modified":"2011-12-20T17:06:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T17:06:41","slug":"virtual-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/12\/virtual-poetry.html","title":{"rendered":"Virtual Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>Remember when ram meant just a male sheep
\nAnd bugs and worms were just things that creep?
\nWhen a gopher and a mouse were li’l critters
\nAnd virus were microbes that gave one the shivers?<\/p>\n

When a web was a sticky net that housed a spider
\nAnd nets were just strings all woven together?
\nWhen surfing was just riding an ocean wave
\nAnd a slip was dodging trouble with a close shave?<\/p>\n

When a mime was a painted-face animated mute clown
\nAnd hackers were people who slashed things down?
\nWhen menus and servers were all about eating
\nAnd addresses and homes were places for living?<\/p>\n

When Archie and Veronica were actually people
\nAnd trolls were pests that were considered mythical?
\nWhen mud was just slime and Spam was just food
\nAnd to ‘finger’ someone was not considered good?<\/p>\n

When to chat and to talk still needed a voice…?
\nNow being online has all but mooted that choice.<\/p>\n

READ MORE and enjoy these features from the Daily Prayable! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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