{"id":1869,"date":"2011-12-12T20:42:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T20:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2011-12-15T13:46:35","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T13:46:35","slug":"carols-for-the-psychiatrically-challenged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/12\/carols-for-the-psychiatrically-challenged.html","title":{"rendered":"Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>SCHIZOPHRENIA:
\nDo you Hear What I Hear?<\/p>\n

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
\nWe Three Queens Disoriented Are.<\/p>\n

DEMENTIA:
\nI Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas.<\/p>\n

NARCISSISTIC:
\nHark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.<\/p>\n

MANIC:
\nDeck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…<\/p>\n

PARANOID:
\nSanta Claus is Coming to Get Me.<\/p>\n

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
\nYou Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell you Why.<\/p>\n

DEPRESSION:
\nSilent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.<\/p>\n

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
\nJingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle ell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell…(better start again)<\/p>\n

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
\nOn the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).<\/p>\n

MORE<\/a> Christmas Jokes!<\/strong><\/p>\n

READ MORE and enjoy these features from the Daily Prayable! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u2192 Daily Quote<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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