{"id":1778,"date":"2011-12-07T19:02:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T19:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/prayables\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2011-12-07T19:14:16","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T19:14:16","slug":"church-mice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/prayables\/2011\/12\/church-mice.html","title":{"rendered":"Church Mice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The
\nfirst pastor said, “You know, since summer started, I’ve been having
\ntrouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything – noise, cats, spray
\n– nothing seems to scare them away.”
\nThe second pastor said, “Yeah, my church too. There are hundreds of them
\nliving in the church basement. I’ve set traps and even called in an expert
\nexterminator. Nothing has worked so far.”
\nThe third pastor said, “I’ve had the same problem. So I baptized all mine
\nand made them members of the church. Haven’t seen one of them since!<\/p>\n

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