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Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.<\/p>\n

The older you get, the better you realize you were.<\/p>\n

If God dropped acid, would he see people?<\/p>\n

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?<\/p>\n

If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons?<\/p>\n

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<\/p>\n

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?<\/p>\n

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.<\/p>\n

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?<\/p>\n

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?<\/p>\n

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?<\/p>\n

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