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Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

You know you’re living in a new decade when…<\/p>\n

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<\/p>\n

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.<\/p>\n

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<\/p>\n

4. You text your mate who works at the desk next to you.<\/p>\n

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
\nhave a Facebook account.<\/p>\n

6. When you go home, after a long day at work, you still answer the phone
\nin a business manner.<\/p>\n

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9” to get
\nan outside line.<\/p>\n

8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
\ndifferent companies.<\/p>\n

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.<\/p>\n

11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.<\/p>\n

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff<\/p>\n

… and the real clinchers are…<\/p>\n

13. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more,
\nexcept to send you jokes from the ‘Net.<\/p>\n

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.<\/p>\n

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a No.9.<\/p>\n

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\u2192 Daily Video<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2192 Daily Joke<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2192 Daily Quote<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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