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Daily Joke<\/h3>\n

\"\"<\/a>The preacher said, “There’s no such thing as a perfect woman. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up.”<\/p>\n

Nobody stood up.<\/p>\n

“Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up.”<\/p>\n

One elderly gentleman stood up.<\/p>\n

“Are you honestly saying you knew an absolutely perfect man?” he asked, somewhat amazed.<\/p>\n

“Well now, I didn’t know him personally,” replied the little old man, “but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife’s first husband.”
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