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\"\"<\/a>FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn’t appreciate the mashed carrots.<\/p>\n

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.<\/p>\n

PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.<\/p>\n

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.<\/p>\n

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.<\/p>\n

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.<\/p>\n

WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a washrag.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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