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A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section. Later, the…http://blog.beliefnet.com/prayables/files/2011/10/dailychuckle.jpg