{"id":6,"date":"2008-06-09T15:34:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T15:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/pontifications\/2008\/06\/sue-the-bastards-even-if-theyr.html"},"modified":"2008-06-09T15:34:58","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T15:34:58","slug":"sue-the-bastards-even-if-theyr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/pontifications\/2008\/06\/sue-the-bastards-even-if-theyr.html","title":{"rendered":"“Sue the bastards!” (Even if they’re church ladies.)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Church%20Lady.jpg\"Among all the tainted food (especially meat) tragedies that are cropping up these days–enough to make Sinclair Lewis rise up and write again–the tale of an outbreak of E.coli in apparently tainted beef served at a Lutheran church social in Minnesota is one of the saddest. One churchgoer, Carolyn Hawkinson, died after eating meatballs made from beef supplied by Omaha-based Nebraska Beef. So what is the meat company’s response? Blame the church ladies who prepared the smorgasbord and file a lawsuit:
\n\u201cThese are really lovely ladies,\u201d Leatha G. Wolter, the church’s attorney, told the New York Times<\/a>. \u201cThey have collectively, oh, 500 years of cooking experience between them. These women have been cooking years and years and years without incident.\u201d
\n(At right is Ellie Wheeler, one of those at a church social who became ill. She is suing Nebraska Beef, which is suing her church. Photo via NYTimes<\/em>.)
\nThe tradition of well-done meat and well-baked casseroles at covered-dish church socials should be enough to have the lawsuit dismissed. But because the church meal was a fundraiser, Nebraska Beef’s lawyer, Gary J. Gordon, says that the church is fair game:<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen you are running it as a money-making venture, why should you be any different from McDonald\u2019s?\u201d Mr. Gordon said. \u201cNobody is suing the old ladies, to use your term. In the same way that when McDonald\u2019s gets sued, no one sues the nice teenage kid behind the counter.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Try telling that one to a judge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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He has produced documentaries on early Christianity for CNN and other networks and has traveled on assignment to dozens of countries, with an emphasis on reporting from Europe and the Middle East. He is a frequent television commentator and has appeared on the major cable and broadcast networks. He is also a regular speaker at conferences and seminars on Catholicism, religion in America, and journalism. Gibson's first book, The Coming Catholic Church: How the Faithful are Shaping a New American Catholicism (HarperSanFrancisco), was published in 2003 and deals with the church-wide crisis revealed by the clergy sexual abuse crisis. 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