{"id":670,"date":"2010-01-13T13:29:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T13:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2010\/01\/whats-does-your-eating-style-s.html"},"modified":"2010-01-13T13:29:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T13:29:09","slug":"whats-does-your-eating-style-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2010\/01\/whats-does-your-eating-style-s.html","title":{"rendered":"What’s does your eating ‘style’ say about you?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Our<\/span>According to Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal, she who has devoted a great deal of time to examining the way in which people eat, there are 10 basic eating styles – from Gulp n’ Go<\/em> to Totally Beige<\/em> to the Food Architect<\/em>.
\nWhat’s your eating style?<\/strong> What does your eating ‘style’ say about you? Perhaps it’s time to take a look at our methodology and make some adjustments!!!
\nOur Lady of Weight Loss’s Top Ten Eating Styles<\/strong>
\n1. The Unconscious Eater<\/strong>
\nIf you find yourself covered in cookie crumbs, and do not have any memory of eating cookies, you are an UNCONSCIOUS EATER. WAKE UP! Be in the here and now.
\n2. Gulp n’ Go<\/strong>
\nAre you always on the run, doing the ole’ GULP n’ GO? Sit down and take a moment. Please.
\n3. Food Architect<\/strong>
\nYou are a FOOD ARCHITECT if you sculpt mountains of mashed potatoes, arrange broccoli in and around them like trees, and layer slices of meat until you’ve created a high-rise apartment building. While I admire your creativity, play with Legos instead!
\n4. Assembly-Line Eater<\/strong>
\nYou are an ASSEMBLY-LINE EATER if you load-up another fork full while still chewing. Put the fork down in between bites.
\n5. Never Say, “No, Thank You.”<\/strong>
\nDo you have a NEVER SAY, “NO, THANK YOU” policy in place? Afraid you might offend someone? Time for a re-write.
\n6. If It’s FREE, It’s for ME<\/strong>
\nDo you exclaim, “IF IT’S FREE, IT’S FOR ME!” when you see free food tastings and samplings at the supermarket? Eat before food shopping and recommit to your goals before you head out.
\n7. Closet Eater<\/strong>
\nYou are a CLOSET EATER if you keep a mini-fridge in your coat closet and visit it nightly. Come on out of the closet and join the rest of us. It’s safe out here.
\n8. Speed Eater<\/strong>
\nIf your friends suggest that you challenge the Japanese world speed-eating champion who swallowed a total of 53 1\/2 hot dogs, and their accompanying buns, in just 12 minutes, then you are a SPEED EATER. I’m gagging just thinking about it.
\n9. Beige-Eater<\/strong>
\nIf potatoes, pasta and mac and cheese are your main stay, then you are a BEIGE-eater. Add red peppers, strawberries, green beans, and bright blueberries to your palate . . . NOW.
\n10. Fried<\/strong>
\nYou are FRIED if you think ‘fried’ is a food group. Now you know better!
\nMore Stylish Weight Loss<\/strong>:
\nV Magazine, Voluptuous is in!<\/a>
\nMo’Nique loses 40 pounds<\/a>!
\nHow do YOU stop yourself<\/a>?
\nSpread the word … NOT the icing!
\nJanice
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