{"id":6198,"date":"2015-02-09T10:54:12","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T15:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=6198"},"modified":"2015-02-09T10:54:12","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T15:54:12","slug":"weighty-confession-aspirin-and-a-loaf-of-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2015\/02\/weighty-confession-aspirin-and-a-loaf-of-bread.html","title":{"rendered":"Weighty Confession: Aspirin and a Loaf of Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Your Gain Is My Pain! Contact Janice Taylor, Weight Loss SUCCESS Coach, Hypnotherapist, Author, Artist, Positarian<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>,
\nForgive Me, For I Have Sinned!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

I woke up with a killer headache.<\/p>\n

For whatever reason, I stumbled into the kitchen for relief (aspirin and a loaf of bread, a mighty combo?).\u00a0 There it was…the challah bread…that my “friend” brought to dinner (to tempt me? to derail me?).<\/p>\n

I should have, could have sent the leftover bread home with her, but I did not. Instead, at 5:00 a.m. this morning, banging head in one hand, knife in the other, cutting, sliver after sliver, until half a loaf was gone.\u00a0 Into “thin” air, more or less.<\/p>\n

Did my headache disappear into “thin” air, as well?\u00a0 Yes!\u00a0 Was it the aspirin or the challah?\u00a0 Hmmm…<\/p>\n

All Is Forgiven.
\nMove On!<\/p>\n

Lighten your load.\u00a0 Confess!<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0 Disclose your weighty transgression!
\nJoin Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH Club\/FB<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Into the “LITE,”
\nJanice<\/p>\n

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