{"id":5639,"date":"2014-05-09T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T17:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=5639"},"modified":"2014-05-11T13:22:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T17:22:40","slug":"dysfunctional-chef-gracefully-lovingly-drizzle-good-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2014\/05\/dysfunctional-chef-gracefully-lovingly-drizzle-good-fat.html","title":{"rendered":"Dysfunctional Chef: Gracefully & Lovingly Drizzle Good Fat"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"dysfunctionalAs we know, I am the<\/strong><\/em> Dysfunctional Chef.\u00a0 Not only do I have an ambivalent relationship with the kitchen, the last time I whipped up a fig sauce, I had to duct tape my mouth shut, lest I tasted away all of the incredibly sweet and amazing sauce before it hit the table.\u00a0 No joke!\u00a0 (See Dysfunctional Chef Duct Tape Video<\/a>).<\/p>\n

So, it was no easy feat for me to whip up dinner for six at a moment’s notice.\u00a0 I had all the ingredients for a quick two bean chili on a bed of rice.\u00a0 But what about a side dish?\u00a0 Something beyond the usual salad?\u00a0 Out of thin air, I managed to whip up a 5 yum side dish that was astonishingly good and easy! 5 Yums for Sure!<\/p>\n

Side Dish Delish:\u00a0 Avocado, Olive Oil and Lemon<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Ingredients:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

2 ripe avocados
\n2 T olive oil
\n2 T freshly squeezed lemon juicesea salt
\npepper<\/p>\n

Instructions:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Peel avocados, pop the pit, and slice thin.
\nPlace artfully on plate.
\nIn a small bowl, mix together the olive oil, lemon juice.
\nGracefully and lovingly drizzle the mixture on avocado slices.
\nSalt and Pepper to taste.<\/p>\n

Serve with anything and everything or on its own.\u00a0 Simple, healthy, delish!!!<\/p>\n

For more simply amazing happenings and miraculous manifesting, join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH Club\/FB<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

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\nJanice<\/p>\n

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