{"id":5532,"date":"2014-03-12T16:18:16","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T20:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=5532"},"modified":"2014-03-12T16:18:16","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T20:18:16","slug":"weighty-confession-i-feel-so-polluted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2014\/03\/weighty-confession-i-feel-so-polluted.html","title":{"rendered":"Weighty Confession: “I Feel So Polluted!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"5Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Forgive Me for I Have Sinned<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

My friend and I went to The Heartland Diner south of town for lunch, to celebrate the first day of snow here.<\/p>\n

It’s a perfect greasy-spoon diner, with all homemade
\nfood and lots of truckers and farmers in their seed caps and coveralls.<\/p>\n

Very real, very down-home.<\/p>\n

I had my usual cheeseburger with mustard and chips-no-fries.
\nNot a big problem, right?<\/p>\n

Then, my friend Cheryl and I started talking
\nabout how great it would be to have a biscuit with gravy\u2026
\nand \u2026 well, we ordered one.<\/p>\n

AND I only was going to eat a bite or two of it, just to have a taste.
\nThen after we finished lunch we sat around visiting and it
\nwasn\u2019t until I got halfway home that I turned to my friends in horror and said,<\/p>\n

\u201cOMG!!! I just ate chips dipped in white gravy.<\/p>\n

I scooped all the gravy off that biscuit with my chips and ate every bit.
\nI ate potato chips dipped in GRAVY!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

I feel so polluted.
\nForgiveness needed, please!!!<\/p>\n

– Polluted<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

\u00a0Dear Polluted,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

All Is Forgiven, Move On!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Confess your sins!\u00a0 Join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s Kick in the Tush Club\/FB<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Spread the word\u2013NOT the icing,<\/em><\/p>\n

Janice Taylor, Life & Happiness Coach, Author, Artist, Positarian<\/em>
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